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    My neighbors were hauled in by the Feds yesterday for violation of the separation of church and Santa.

    They put up a nativity scene with red-nosed reindeer less than 20 feet away.
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    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    After eight years of Obama and Clinton, Santa has quit making naughty and nice lists.

    Nothing is considered naughty anymore.
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    We don't forget our pets at Christmas. Look at all the songs that include our dogs.

    Oh little hound of Bethlehem

    Angels and shepherds

    Werner wonderland

    Fleas navidad
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    When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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    I told Santa you were good this year....

    He hasn't stopped laughing since!
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    The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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