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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Or step on the two cockroaches...
    Let's talk about the chiggers and ticks as well. He just didn't think this out.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Let's talk about the chiggers and ticks as well. He just didn't think this out.
    Its RACIST to call them the "C" word, you can call them Chegro or Reds.

    Why are the buttons on the drive thru teller in Braille?
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    Why did my washing machine stop working?

    And more importantly, where is my hamster?
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    If Earth is the third planet from the sun, then isn’t every country a Third World country?
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    If a moving van is stationary, is it still a moving van?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    If a moving van is stationary, is it still a moving van?
    Yes. Because no object in the known universe is stationary. Even if you sit absolutely still, you are rotating around the center of the Earth at over 1100 mph; not to mention the 18.5 miles per second that Earth is moving around the Sun. I'll not even get into the speed at which our solar system circles the black hole at the center of our Milkyway Galaxy, nor the speed at which the Milkyway Galaxy is careering through deep space, nor the stupendous rate at which all matter in the universe is expanding.

    In short, that van is moving at stupendous speeds. What do I win?
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
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    In short, that van is moving at stupendous speeds. What do I win?

    A HIGH FIVE trophy!!
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    Are mimes allowed to write LOL?
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    Do light years take leap years into account?
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