Mari333 Newly Jewish Bouncy! Oy Vey!!

**Sparky** · 12-12-2008, 11:03 PM

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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-12-08 03:58 PM
Original message
whoa. whats THIS all about.
Advertisements [?]Yesterday morning, early, I posted an inquiry and explained to a few people that my family just found out, through dna analysis, that we are about 85% Ashkenazi jewish.
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I called my brother today and asked him how he has been doing with his newfound lineage.
He said "Well, basically, my wifes family is freaking out."
"What??" I asked him "Whats their problem?"
"well, " he said "They just sat and looked at me, like they were in shock, and said 'you have JEW blood in you??' ". Now they wont even talk to me.

Absolutely Mari-hillarious. I can't believe she is back at DU and taking her rightful place as a head moonbat. Some things never change!:D

**SarasotaRepub** · 12-12-2008, 11:17 PM

She must have heard about Ralph's list and is making a hard sell to get on it. ;):D

Mari333 was always one of CU's favorites!!

**Carol** · 12-13-2008, 02:31 AM

Mari333 (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-12-08 04:05 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. haha thanks
I am still trying to wrap my mind around it. I turn 57 and find out now Im Jewish. Go figure. LOL
everything happens for a reason

Mari333 (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-12-08 04:09 PM
Response to Reply #13
16. well, yesterday I went to WalMart
and on the way out, the greeter yelled "Merry Christmas!!" and I, with my new identity now bubbling , yelled back "Happy Hannukah!"
even tho, of course, I have never had a Hannukah celebration in my life. But it made more sense then ever to say that yesterday.

walldude (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-12-08 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #16
20. LOL. Careful, you don't want to wish a Happy Hannukah
to a fundie, an exploding head is not a pretty sight.

Shows you how much they know about "fundies" NOTHING!!

**movie buff** · 12-13-2008, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Carol

Shows you how much they know about "fundies" NOTHING!!

Indeed. I am a conservative Christian (Or, as the DUmmies would call me, an "Evil fundy"), and I'd have no problem with Jewish people telling me Happy Hannukah.

**M21** · 12-13-2008, 12:46 PM

What till she finds out that Jesus is the KING of the Jews.

**ralph wiggum** · 12-13-2008, 06:54 PM

How does one become 85% Jewish? That's an odd percentage.

**buck** · 12-13-2008, 07:36 PM

... and besides, as any good Jew would tell you, "jewish" is only passed down through the mother. Even if you can get past the fact that "Jewish" is a relgon, not a nationality.

BSR · 12-13-2008, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by ralph wiggum

How does one become 85% Jewish? That's an odd percentage.

And very high for someone who's family had no idea they were Jewish. That would mean that her Jewish lineage would have to marry Jews and no one had any idea that they were 100% Jewish on both sides. Every couple of generations would then have married a non-Jew. Everyone involved thinking they were "European Catholics" and not knowing they were 100% Jewish.

I smell bullshit here.