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    Q: Why was a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar?

    A: It had more dates.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Parents of younger children face a conundrum today.

    When the kids are old enough to get on Facebook, should they delete all of those embarrassing “potty” and “diaper” photos? Or, should they tag them?
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    This could be interesting.

    At the last Houston Marathon, I saw a runner dressed like a chicken and another runner like an egg.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Add this to the list of bad ideas:

    Playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason that I have trust issues.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    A carrot was involved in a terrible accident.

    “The good news is he will survive,” the doctor told his wife.

    “The bad news is he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    The hot-air balloon company had to file for bankruptcy because of high inflation rates.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    It’s always great to see the red, white and blue in the air.

    In the rear view mirror however.......
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Know why the French eat snails?

    Because they don’t like fast food.

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    Full disclosure - I love escargot.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    I’ve heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.

    Looking at it, I see why.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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