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    Q: Why was a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar?

    A: It had more dates.
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    Parents of younger children face a conundrum today.

    When the kids are old enough to get on Facebook, should they delete all of those embarrassing “potty” and “diaper” photos? Or, should they tag them?
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    This could be interesting.

    At the last Houston Marathon, I saw a runner dressed like a chicken and another runner like an egg.
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    Add this to the list of bad ideas:

    Playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
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    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason that I have trust issues.
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    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A carrot was involved in a terrible accident.

    “The good news is he will survive,” the doctor told his wife.

    “The bad news is he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”
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