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    I once tried to pack myself in a small suitcase.

    I couldnt contain myself.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Id like to start today with chimney jokes Ive got a stack of them.


    The first one is on the house.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    We never really grow up we only learn how to act in public.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    You do not need a parachute to skydive.

    You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    The little girl next door is in big trouble.

    I just heard her mother call her young lady.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    If I agreed with you, wed both be wrong.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    When Dracula rearranges the furniture in his house, he uses Fang-Shui.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    I was taught to respect my elders.

    Im having a hard time finding one.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Im not afraid of heights

    I can look up at a mountain all day.

    Its depths that disturb me.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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