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    You matter...

    Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light.

    Then you energy.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages.

    I sent him a couple of links
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    The other night I ate at a real family restaurant.

    Every table had an argument going.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Don’t spell “part” backwards.

    It’s a trap.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Somebody stole my identity and now they’re waking up three times a night to go to the bathroom.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    I hate people who can’t let go of the past.

    Debt collectors are the worst.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Corruption charges in the adhesive tape division of 3M led to stockholders demands for complete transparency.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    My tennis rival was not happy with my serve.

    He kept returning it.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Life is a highway.

    Monday’s are potholes.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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