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    Musicians always strive to be noteworthy.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    I participated in “Take your daughter to work” day.

    Now she has my job.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    I’ve just written a song about tortillas.

    Actually, it’s more of a rap.



    I’ve just written a song about tortillas.

    Some of the notes are kinda flat.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Things must really be bad!! Dial-a-prayer just called me.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Democrats remind me of a blind squirrel who brings his own nuts to the park.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    I used to wake myself up with my own snoring.

    Not anymore.

    Now I sleep in another room.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    I used to wake myself up with my own snoring.

    Not anymore.

    Now I sleep in another room.
    Fantastic!!!!!!
     

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    Is our newest employee dependable?

    Oh, absolutely. If something needs to be done and nothing is done, he did it.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    My idea of a well-balanced meal is one that weighs as much as I do.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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