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  1. #1 “”Pigs” greased the race 
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    SAN JOSE — A man suspected in a home invasion of an apartment on the outskirts of San Jose State hopped in a barrel to hide from police as they closed in on him.

    The suspect didn’t notice that the barrel was full of used lard from a nearby taco truck — the day after Cinco de Mayo no less.

    After a confrontation early Sunday in which police fired at but missed the suspect, he was taken into custody, grease and all.

    “It is certainly not something we train for in the academy,” Police Chief Eddie Garcia said.

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    The headline for the Murky Skews article is great, Lard and Order: San Jose police detail shooting with grease-covered home invasion suspect. The story is more prosaic: a 17YO and an 18YO tried to rob the apartment of someone they knew and got caught.
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