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  1. #1 Liberal Writer Blames Trump Because She Canít Open Pickle Jars 
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    Trump Derangement Syndrome is both a devastating and complex issue for liberals struggling with the will of the American people. One liberal writer is so distraught over the results of a free and fair election that she can no longer open pickle jars. Trumpís presidency has demoralized her and sapped her of her strength. The irony is that liberals probably wonít survive Trumpís reelection in 2020, but their temper tantrum will almost certainly guarantee it happens.

    This, by the way is not a joke. Brigid Delaney is a writer from Australia who wrote this sad piece for The Guardian: I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I canít open jars

    Why is an Aussie gal this upset over the President of the United States? Because thatís how f*cking crazy liberals are. And hereís the proof:

    I didnít want Trump to win Ė heíd grabbed women by the pussy and mocked a reporterís disability. Heíd promised to build a wall and called Mexicans ďrapistsĒ
    Another Brit

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    Wow, three falsehoods about Trump in a single sentence. Further, Trump didn't stop her from going to the gym any more than Trump caused her visually obvious knife-, fork-, and spoon-control problem. And a 2 Kg hand weight is challenging to her?
    Facts don't matter to DUpipo.

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    Remind me of an old DU bouncy. Horse With No Brain said she couldn't buy cabbage because of the Bush administration.
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    If only Trump could snap the strength from the DUmmies so that they are too weak to breathe...

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    "Even if Trump didn't pay Russian hookers to pee on one another to defile a bed the Obamas once slept on it sounds like something he would do and that's all that matters." DemocratSinceBirth, Wed Jan 11, 2017, 09:32 AM

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    Get a rubber grip thingee for opening jars. They work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Get a rubber grip thingee for opening jars. They work.
    Or tap the edge of the lid with the back of a butter knife to break the seal on the lid.
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