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    Two theoretical physicists are lost at the top of a mountain. Theoretical physicist No 1 pulls out a map and peruses it for a while. Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says: "Hey, I've figured it out. I know where we are."
    "Where are we then?"
    "Do you see that mountain over there?"
    "Yes."
    "Well… THAT'S where we are."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Campers in sleeping bags are soft tacos in a bear’s world.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

    Great food, no atmosphere.
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    I just watched a program about beavers.

    It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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    Dad, did you get a haircut?

    No, I got them all cut.
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    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

    It's fine, he woke up.
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    People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.
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    Dad, can you put the cat out?

    I didn't know it was on fire.
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    Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
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    If common sense were lard, most folks couldn’t grease their pan.
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