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    Note left on the fridge from a pianist to his wife:

    Gone Chopin. Have Liszt. Bach in a minuet.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Scientists have found that sniffing Rosemary can increase your memory 75%

    That's because you remember how annoyed that makes Rosemary. And how good her right hook is.
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    People always tell me I’m condescending.

    (That means talking down to people.)
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    Yesterday, I received the bill for the new parquet in my living room.

    I was floored.
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    He dropped so many donut crumbs in the couch....

    His sofa now has a higher cholesterol than he does.
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    The Liberty Bell is not all that it is cracked up to be.
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    A doctor I knew wanted to leave her hospital position and open her own clinic, but she didn’t have the patients for it.
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    What do I want out of life?

    Love

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    But I’ll take pizza.
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