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    I was always told to put a penny in my shoe for good luck.

    All I ever got were blisters.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    I picked up a hitchhiker yesterday. He said, “Thanks for picking me up, but how do you know I’m not a serial killer?”

    I replied, “The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are statistically astronomical.”
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    I picked up a hitchhiker yesterday. He said, “Thanks for picking me up, but how do you know I’m not a serial killer?”

    I replied, “The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are statistically astronomical.”
    LOL, love it!!
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    You beat me to it ...

    I loved it as well. Good one Retread!

    American By Choice ~ 1980

    LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS ...

    NOT SOCIALISM!!!
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    Putting ketchup on your steak.....

    should affect your credit score.
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    I have no desire to know their age, creed, color, sexual orientation, hair length or city, country, continent or planet of origin....

    If they just use their turn signal correctly.
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    . A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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    How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna ride bikes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecate View Post
    How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna ride bikes?
    Let’s play cowboy!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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