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    The little boy next door is asking to be home schooled.

    He says he works better in his pajamas.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Oh, come on, that's weak. From 25 years ago:

    Q: What do you call a homeschooling Mom and Dad going out for dinner?

    A: A parent-teacher conference.


    Q: What do you call a homeschooling Mom talking to herself?

    A: A parent-teacher conference.


    Q: What do you call a homeschooled student come home from college to visit his/her parents?

    A: A high school reunion.
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    Hey! After 7 years and a month itís hard for an everyday wise acre to come up with new material.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Hey! After 7 years and a month itís hard for an everyday wise acre to come up with new material.
    I donít know where you get all of this humorous material, but I enjoy it for sure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecate View Post
    I donít know where you get all of this humorous material, but I enjoy it for sure!
    I try but I also enjoy others popping in with their own. SVPs on homeschooling are great, SLWs are always ROTFL funny and there are others I hugely enjoy. Iím surprised no one has added to the polyticks sticky lately.
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    If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
    Thus proving that having children is 100% hereditary!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedomnut View Post
    Thus proving that having children is 100% hereditary!!
    And living is a fatal disease.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    And living is a fatal disease.
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