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    Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

    A: In case they get a hole in one!
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    How many apples grow on a tree?

    All of them.
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    Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

    Because he was a little horse.
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    What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

    Synonym rolls.
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    What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

    Carlos.
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