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    What did Delaware?

    Her New Jersey.
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    Why was the belt sent to jail?

    For holding up a pair of pants!
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    Q: Where do hospital patients go to play peek-a-boo?

    A: The I.C.U.
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    How does grandpa like his new stair lift?

    He says it drives him up the wall.
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    I keep having this dream that Iím a tailpipe, what does it mean?

    That youíre exhausted.
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    Q: What costs millions of dollars but is worthless?

    A: Second place in an election
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    What do you get when you cross a dog with a hen?

    A pooched egg.
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    How does a computer get drunk?

    It takes screen-shots.
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    Q: How were the first Americans like ants?

    A: They also lived in colonies.
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    How did the T-Rex feel after running a marathon?

    Dino sore.
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