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    How did the hipster burn his tongue? –


    He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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    How come only billionaires are going into space?


    There’s no such thing as a free launch.
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    How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

    Eclipes it!
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    What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?


    It is ground breaking!
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    Did’ja hear about them new corduroy pillows?


    They’re making headlines.
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    What is the most popular fish in the ocean?


    A star fish
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    If a person in a wheel chair runs you over.....


    ... can you call it a Hit and Can´t Run
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