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    What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?

    They never meat.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Did you hear the joke about the infinite line?

    Donít worry, it doesnít have a point.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Have you heard the latest stats joke?

    ProbablyÖ
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    Why was algebra so easy for the Romans?


    X was always 10!
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    What do you call a number that canít keep still?


    A roaminí numeral
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    Why were all the little ink stains sad?


    Because their daddys' were in the pen.
    Onward Thru the Fog
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    Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3s and 5s?


    Because they canít even.
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    What did the zero say to the eight?


    Nice belt!
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    Why was math class so long?


    The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
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    Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?


    Because itís never right!
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