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    Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?

    To feed his nightmares.
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    Q: What rock group has four men who don’t sing?

    A: Mount Rushmore.
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    Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?

    A: On the range!
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    Q: What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

    A: An escapea.
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    What is the biggest lie ever told?

    I have read and agree to all the terms and conditions.
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    Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?

    A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
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    Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?

    A: It was quite an oar deal.
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    You know why cemeteries always fences around them?

    Because people are just dying to get in.

    It’s an oldy, but a goodie.
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    Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

    A: Because the cow has the utter.
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    Q: Why was the math book sad?

    A: Because it had too many problems.
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