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    Why can't dinosaurs clap?


    Because they're dead.
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    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?


    If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
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    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?


    Attire.
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    Have you ever tried eating a clock?


    It's really time consuming.
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    What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?


    A pool table.
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    My wife asked me why I still carry a comb after Iím bald.

    I just canít part with it.
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    Joe: do you ever tell dad jokes?

    More: yep, and sometimes he even laughs.
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    Did you buy the book about avoiding scams?

    Yes, I paid $500 so it must be good.
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    If you have six apples in one had and seven apples in the other hand, what do you have?


    Gigantic hands!
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    Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?


    Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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