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    Why are frogs always so happy?


    They eat what ever bugs them!
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    Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?


    A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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    Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?


    A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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    Q: How do astronomers organize a party?

    A: They planet.
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    Q: What do computers eat for a snack?


    A: Microchips!
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