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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Q: What rock group has four men who don’t sing?

    A: Mount Rushmore.
    Or the Sex Pistols.
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    Q: How do baseball players stay cool?

    A: They sit next to their fans.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

    It’s true – when was the last time you ate a monkey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

    It’s true – when was the last time you ate a monkey?
    Eating monkeys will give you apeshit.


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    Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?

    A: When you’re eating a watermelon
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    Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

    A: So he could tie the score.
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    Q: What kind of driver never get a parking ticket?

    A: A screw driver
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    Q: What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?

    A: I just wanna get a head!
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    Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?

    A: it wooden go!
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    Q: What did the alien say to the garden?

    A: Take me to your weeder.
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