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    Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

    A: In case they get a hole in one!
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    How many apples grow on a tree?

    All of them.
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    Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

    Because he was a little horse.
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    What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

    Synonym rolls.
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    What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

    Carlos.
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    Son: Daddy?
    Dad: Yes?
    Son: If socialism doesn't work, why do people like it so much?
    Dad: Because they don't work either, son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old dog View Post
    Son: Daddy?
    Dad: Yes?
    Son: If socialism doesn't work, why do people like it so much?
    Dad: Because they don't work either, son.
    True but funny as can be anyway!
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    Why should you never date tennis players?

    Love means nothing to them.
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    How you weigh a millennial?

    In instagrams.
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    Where do naughty rays of light go?

    Prism
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