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    My grandson has no ambition.

    He wants to be Vice President.
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    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Another Democrat out for a free ride.

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    Seems many politicos cant get their mouth and their brain working at the same time.
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    I’m hoping for a Buttigieg- Hickenlooper ticket.


    MAKE AMERICA GIGGLE AGAIN!
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    Why are the national elections always held in November?


    To guarantee we’ll always elect a turkey.
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    If the election were to be held today...

    What country would you threaten to move to if your candidate lost?
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    Practical joke

    A Baltimore-based engraving shop pasted the phrase “I love my disgusting rodent and rat infested mess” above a map of the city on a mug as an inside joke, but the now-viral item is selling for about $25 a piece.

    Ten percent of the profits from all mug sales go to Thread, a nonprofit organization that helps underperforming Baltimore high school students overcome challenging home situations to succeed academically, personally and professionally. The shop gave Thread $200 for the month of July and expects to donate a larger sum at the end of this month.
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    I was arrested last night for impersonating a politician...



    I still can't believe it.



    I was just sitting around doing nothing.
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    The humor of #41

    On the campaign trail the limo and the press bus stopped beside one another at a red light.

    A second later the limo window went down and the man stuck out his head and asked “Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?”
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