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    How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

    It takes two.

    One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.
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    Q: What costs millions of dollars but is worthless?

    A: Second place in an election
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    Fortune teller to customer: ďI canít tell you who will win the election but your lifeline suggest you need to take advantage of early voting.Ē
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    Medical Opinion on the Wall

    Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump's Mexican Wall?
    The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
    The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but theNeurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve.
    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
    The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
    Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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