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    ...... call a dead parrot ?


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    What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?


    A receding hare line.
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    Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?


    Because there were too many knights.
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    What do you call a joke without a punchline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    ......call a dead parrot?
    The subject of one of the best Monty Python sketches ever made....

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    What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane


    A Pilot You Racist
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