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    When Trump Goes Down ...

    … one group of his strongest supporters will not be rioting in the streets – they’ll be celebrating.

    The Evangelicals – whose votes help put Trump in the White House, and whose support has been unwavering despite his despicable behaviour – will not shed a tear over his downfall. They will instead praise the Lord for delivering unto them a true Christian saviour: Michael Pence.

    Their pastors, who whipped-up their enthusiasm for a pussy-grabbing liar in 2016, will declare that Pence’s ascension from VP to POTUS was part of the Almighty’s plan all along, Trump having served his purpose by having caused his own downfall, thereby paving the way for the man God had really chosen to lead the nation from day one.

    It will be touted as another miraculous example of the Lord working in mysterious ways, having caused the faithful to wander in the desert of a sinful, immoral liar, only to be saved at the last minute by placing St. Michael and Mother in their rightful positions as POTUS & First Mom.

    But the back-pedaling won’t end there. Trump will be declared a false prophet, who had – with the help of Satan himself, of course – craftily hid his corruption in order to seize power and deceive good Christians into believing he was one of them.

    When Trump goes down - as he inevitably will - the sound of a collective sigh of relief will be deafening, and the easily-led will start insisting that they never really trusted that adulterous serial liar in the first place. They will no longer have to be bombarded, day after day, with news stories about paid-off porn stars, and WH invitees using the word “mother-fuckers” while in the Oval Office.

    ”Huzzah, huzzah!” the sheep will bleet. “Our God has heard our cries, and we are now truly delivered from evil!”

    At the behest of their leaders, Trump will be vilified by the very people he now relies on to have his back no matter what he says, no matter what he does. They will turn on him in a frenzy of new-found morality – the same morality they were more than happy to abandon in order to elect him in the first place. Everything they have turned a blind eye to will suddenly be front-and-center, proffered as evidence of the Devil’s machinations. Everything they have defended will suddenly be touted as merely being a means to an end – the end being what the Good Lord had in mind all along.

    We all know how easily-manipulated the Evangelicals are – and they will be as easily manipulated into turning against Trump as they were to support him.

    Whether Saint Michael of Pence survives Mueller’s investigations is still an unknown. But in the meantime, Trump’s Evangelical base is ripe for being snatched right out from under his orange, fake-tan nose.

    It didn’t take much to convince the Evangelicals that a self-proclaimed pussy-grabber was “chosen by God” – and it will take a lot less to convince them of the exact opposite.

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    When did this drunk idiot start bashing Christians and Christianity so much? I thought that was MineralMoron’s job over there.
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    It's nice that they are already looking towards 2024.
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    This is the worst timing yet for one of her post's... as Pastor Brunson, released by Team Trump, arrives safely in Germany after Turkey was convinced to release him. Evangelicals and Christians around the World are praising the move. The picture of the pastor kissing the folded American-flag handed to him by Ambassador Richard Grenell, is incredibly iconic.

    If that's being ' easily manipulated ' by Trump, count me in.
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    Her computer must have special voice transcription SW that filters out her slurrings and "hiccups". AFAIK I've not heard VP Pence's name mentioned among fellow Evangelicals even once, ever. Not that facts matter when NG is in full-bigot rave mode.
    Facts don't matter to DUpipo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadillac shark View Post
    This is the worst timing yet for one of her post's... as Pastor Brunson, released by Team Trump, arrives safely in Germany after Turkey was convinced to release him. Evangelicals and Christians around the World are praising the move. The picture of the pastor kissing the folded American-flag handed to him by Ambassador Richard Grenell, is incredibly iconic.
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    I'm sure his release POs her considerably. Had HilLIARy been elected President he'd have died in that Turkish prison. And NG along with many other DUpipo would have celebrated.
    Facts don't matter to DUpipo.

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    Well, if Nance the Drunkard ever gets anything published, I'll know where to look for it. The fiction and children's sections of the local bookstore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    Well, if Nance the Drunkard ever gets anything published, I'll know where to look for it. The fiction and children's sections of the local bookstore.
    That's just it: she'll never get anything published. She's too boring for Gawker and too dumb for her local fishwrap.
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