Queried Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez when finally being let in to meet with presumptive House Speaker Nancy Pelosi?* "Cuz, um, like that's what they told me I won, was to be like, um, in charge and stuff".*

Pelosi cackled for a moment and said "shut up and learn how to speak proper English.* You're not in charge of anything.* You will vote how I tell you to.* Now get me a latte and top it off with Cognac this time, unlike the last few young bitches who came in here.* And toss in some Metamucil too."

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez left sobbing.


~~~Plausible scenario, don't you think?