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  1. #1 So, um, like, when am I in charge and stuff? 
    Festivus Moderator ralph wiggum's Avatar
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    Queried Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez when finally being let in to meet with presumptive House Speaker Nancy Pelosi?* "Cuz, um, like that's what they told me I won, was to be like, um, in charge and stuff".*

    Pelosi cackled for a moment and said "shut up and learn how to speak proper English.* You're not in charge of anything.* You will vote how I tell you to.* Now get me a latte and top it off with Cognac this time, unlike the last few young bitches who came in here.* And toss in some Metamucil too."

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez left sobbing.

    ~~~Plausible scenario, don't you think?
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    Very likely scenario. She puts the capital S in stupid.

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    "O'Crazy-eyes Cortez."

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    Democratic socialist and Congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-CA) spent her first day in Washington, D.C. as an incoming freshman by joining climate protestors in House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s (D-CA) office.

    Dozens of protestors with the groups Sunrise Movement and Justice Democrats were staging a sit-in and greeted Ocasio-Cortez with raucous applause when she entered the office.

    Ocasio-Cortez took time to high-five some of the protestors in the room before briefly addressing the crowd.

    “I just want to let you all know how proud I am of each and every single one of you. For putting yourselves and your bodies and everything on the line to make sure we save our planet,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

    Ocasio-Cortez then talked about her own experience protesting climate change.

    “We don’t have a choice. We have to get to one hundred percent renewable energy in 10 years. There is no other option,” Ocasio-Cortez added.

    From where we are right now to 100% renewable energy in 10 years?. good luck with that sister

    I see this wild eyed moonbat as the democrat party's newest lapdog. She will vote 110% of how the party tells her to vote sand parrot the party talking points daily. In return for her undying loyalty, the democrat party will shower her district with pork so she can get re-elected every 2 years until she is as old as pelosi.
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