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  1. #1 Wife Bites Husband's Festivus Pole. Fierce Pic. 
    Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what

    Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer
    2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008


    Charris Bowers (December 23, 2008)

    A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

    Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.

    Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.

    According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

    He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.

    Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

    "She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

    She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it.

    Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.
    Of course, it's Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Of course, it's Florida.

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    He sounds like a very classy sort of guy .So he called the cops because she bit him and they took pictures of his wounds !He's very fortunate that his dingus is still attached.
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    What's wrong with her nose? It looks like two inverted blowholes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BSR View Post
    What's wrong with her nose? It looks like two inverted blowholes.


    allergic reaction from peni ?
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    Gee, a "popular" CU female lives in Deltona.
    I've seen her picture and that's not her, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're friends.

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    If a woman is biting my willie I would only have to punch her in the head once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    If a woman is biting my willie I would only have to punch her in the head once.
    Yeah, biting the penis is one of those few situations where no one will judge you for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldwater View Post
    Yeah, biting the penis is one of those few situations where no one will judge you for that.
    I don't know. I imagine that there are a few feminist judges who would blame the man for possessing the penis in the first place.

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