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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Does it come in a shotgun-saw combination? I like 12 gauge slugs on zombies and buckshot for hippies.

    Since I look like a hippie (Long hair, beard, sandals) I always wear a Smith and Wesson or Colt cap, so you cats check the logo before shootin' okay.....!!!!

    Sometimes I wear a Ruger cap too.
    Yeah, but how do we KNOW it isn't a zombie that was wearing a Colt cap before it went zombie on us?

    Can;'t be too careful sometimes :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by expat-pattaya View Post
    Yeah, but how do we KNOW it isn't a zombie that was wearing a Colt cap before it went zombie on us?

    Can;'t be too careful sometimes :D
    Good Question.

    But seriously, Dude. The only time I exhibit stereotypical zombie behavior is when I've been drinking....Zombies....and I usually wear my cap when I'm drinking.....DANG. :eek:

    We're on the horns of a dilema here. Let me think.....HEY, I've got it. I wear one of those yellow Livesrtrong wristbands on my right wrist. That shows up pretty good....But wait...

    Dang. My life will be hanging by a wristband? Something else....

    SPANDEX!!!

    I've got it. If you see a hippie-looking guy with a yellow wristband, a Colt cap, and wearing Spanex, don't shoot. It's me.

    I also ride a Trek. And smoke cigars. Cheap Mexican cigars.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Good Question.

    But seriously, Dude. The only time I exhibit stereotypical zombie behavior is when I've been drinking....Zombies....and I usually wear my cap when I'm drinking.....DANG. :eek:

    We're on the horns of a dilema here. Let me think.....HEY, I've got it. I wear one of those yellow Livesrtrong wristbands on my right wrist. That shows up pretty good....But wait...

    Dang. My life will be hanging by a wristband? Something else....

    SPANDEX!!!

    I've got it. If you see a hippie-looking guy with a yellow wristband, a Colt cap, and wearing Spanex, don't shoot. It's me.

    I also ride a Trek. And smoke cigars. Cheap Mexican cigars.
    Damn Dude, maybe we should just shoot you now and spare you the humiliation of those countermeasures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    This works best if the Zombies are still fresh and juicey.


    I was wondering, is there a model with a flamer thrower instead of the chain saw? I bet that would be really popular with zombie hunts and people in bad neighborhoods.

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    I tried to get my wife to go along with this, but she refused to allow it in the house. :(



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    That is a great idea for my next woodworking project. I will trick up an airsoft M4, place a machete in there and some boxes of .223 Federal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    Damn Dude, maybe we should just shoot you now and spare you the humiliation of those countermeasures.
    Too Late. Countermeasures deployed. I feel safer already. :D

    Everybody got their zombie plan ready? I think somebody already posted this here, but it's worth another look.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1QEUegcz-I
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Good Question.

    But seriously, Dude. The only time I exhibit stereotypical zombie behavior is when I've been drinking....Zombies....and I usually wear my cap when I'm drinking.....DANG. :eek:

    We're on the horns of a dilema here. Let me think.....HEY, I've got it. I wear one of those yellow Livesrtrong wristbands on my right wrist. That shows up pretty good....But wait...

    Dang. My life will be hanging by a wristband? Something else....

    SPANDEX!!!

    I've got it. If you see a hippie-looking guy with a yellow wristband, a Colt cap, and wearing Spanex, don't shoot. It's me.

    I also ride a Trek. And smoke cigars. Cheap Mexican cigars.
    Dayum. If I see a hippie dude with long hair, a Colt cap, wristband, spandex and looking somewhat zombieish - I'll probablty just laugh myself to death :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    This works best if the Zombies are still fresh and juicey.

    WHERE can I get me one of those???? :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    Damn Dude, maybe we should just shoot you now and spare you the humiliation of those countermeasures.
    :D AMEN!!
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