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    Raven (11,939 posts)

    My two very dear friends, both Republicans,

    raised the subject if Trump tonight. We have a pact that we will not talk about politics but tonight, they raised the subject of Trumps Oval Office speech. Neither of them follow politics, usually. One asked me if I watched the speech, I said no, I just couldn't, I listened to it. She then told me that Trump was a horrible man, as if I would be shocked by that concept. The other remarked about Trump's appearance, his staring into the camera and reading from the teleprompter and, as she put it, breathing heavy. Both told me that they thought the country was in real danger from this man, as if this would be a new concept to me.



    I think I should get some kind of an award for not reminding them who they voted for in 2016, don't you?

    If he's lost these two ladies, who are like canaries in the mine, he's dog meat.
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    ProudLib72 (13,483 posts)

    1. Did you remind them that he snorts crushed Adderall?

    Ladies, this IS the new normal. It was obvious from the get go, and you happily signed on for the ride.
    Liberals think that the stories they tell in their heads (make up) to amuse themselves are true. One sign of their mental illness.

    pnwmom (94,641 posts)

    11. I love hearing stories like this, Raven! Thanks for sharing! (And good for you for not

    rubbing it in about their mistake. All that matters is that they're anti-trumpers now. We'll need every last one of them.)
    We should check. Maybe Raven has named her dolls and their absentee voting ballots are coming to her house. Can't put anything past the cheating Democrats.
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    Amazing that these people never speak to anyone who doesn't agree with them 100% suddenly have Republican friends who agree with them 100% ( and they tell us all the time how they never to family members who disagree with them ).

    These two-but jackoffs love to lie to prove their point ( which means they don't have a point).
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    My God!!! Raven has TWO friends!!! LOL!

    I don't think her son, William Rivers Pitt
    would approve! How dare she not have
    cast them out of her pathetic life!!

    And now of course, they have "seen
    the light"...


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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    My God!!! Raven has TWO friends!!! LOL!

    I don't think her son, William Rivers Pitt
    would approve! How dare she not have
    cast them out of her pathetic life!!

    And now of course, they have "seen
    the light"...


    Her only friends are the aforementioned son Wee Willie Pitt and her bottle of Old Crow.
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    Are the friends named Ginny and Tony?
    Facts don't matter to DUpipo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVPete View Post
    Are the friends named Ginny and Tony?
    Jack, Jim & Johnny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVPete View Post
    Are the friends named Ginny and Tony?
    No, their names are Pink and Elephant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Jack, Jim & Johnny.
    I've heard she's also been seen with Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry and Jose Cuervo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    I've heard she's also been seen with Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry and Jose Cuervo.

    Now I'm thinking of all George Thorogood's friends: Johnny Walker and his brothers black and red, my old granddad, my old buddy weiser, etc.
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