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  1. #1 AOC dispenses more wisdom on climate change 
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    AOC opposes Daylight Savings Time because “the extra hour of sunlight drastically speeds up climate change”

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez showed her ecological genius once again on Saturday when she announced to congress her opposition to Daylight Savings Time. Despite the criticisms she receives on a regular basis from clueless conservatives who can’t see past the barrels of their AR15s, she continues to press onward, driving progressive ideology where it belongs – in the the hearts and minds of all Americans (and foreign born Americans living overseas).

    In congress today, she spoke for a record three 3 hours and 58 minutes covering a variety of topics – all in a response to being asked “how will we pay for the Green New Deal?” Her monologue of an answer consisted of a myriad of reasons to vote for the Green New Deal as well as an explanation as to why we must immediately do away with Daylight Savings Time.

    If we change our times with the sole intent of increasing the amount of daylight we receive, that’s an extra hour of sun shine that will warm the planet. That’s one extra hour per day of extra heat warming our already unstable planet. We need to repeal Daylight Savings Time as a primary measure to decrease the rate of climate change. Less hours of sun shine equal less heat hitting Earth’s surface. We’re running out of time"
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    https://npcdaily.com/2649/aoc-oppose...3UqIDY-ln8eAco
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    What a freaking moron!
    What's next: Will she push to ban the sun for causing global warming?
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    You’ve got to be shitting me... This has to be from the Onion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecate View Post
    You’ve got to be shitting me... This has to be from the Onion.
    Close but no cigar NPC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Close but no cigar NPC

    A brief bit of text below this article states: “Yes, this entire website is satire and not meant to be taken seriously.” The NPC Daily also elaborates on the nature of its content in its “About” page:

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    See my post re Fauxahontas from the same source.
    Thanks for alerting me to the website.
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    It may be satire but Old Crazy Eyes is stupid enough to say that with a straight face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Close but no cigar NPC

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    See my post re Fauxahontas from the same source.
    Thanks for alerting me to the website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    It may be satire but Old Crazy Eyes is stupid enough to say that with a straight face.
    Sounded enough like her for me to believe it until I saw the source.
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