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    What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

    Boeing Boeing Boeing
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Asked a Computer technician "How do you make a motherboard?"

    He said, "Tell her about my job."
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

    No Whey Josť.
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    Iíve heard tell an alligator wonít attack you if you carry a flashlight.

    That depends on how fast you carry it.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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