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    Quote Originally Posted by ABC View Post
    I recall reading something about during "Ramadan" that extremist Muslims (Jihadist types) get extra points/sexier virgins? ...

    If they kill for Allah during this most holy month!
    They get 80 Helen Thomases instead of 72:


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    Quote Originally Posted by SVPete View Post
    They get 80 Helen Thomases instead of 72:


    Or as I like to think of her

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    Reported this as a State/church violation to the Freedom From Religion Foundation. I'm waiting with baited breath for their fast legal action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABC View Post
    I recall reading something about during "Ramadan" that extremist Muslims (Jihadist types) get extra points/sexier virgins? ...

    If they kill for Allah during this most holy month!
    Actually the 72 virgins is a misquote. It's 72 Virginians...

    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him. "How dare you attack the nation I helped build!" yells Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry approaches and says, "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He strikes Osama on the kneecap with a large spiked hammer. Osama is subjected to a series of similar beatings from John Randolph, John Adams, James Monroe, and a steady procession of other people who have the same love for liberty and the United States. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams in panic, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

    source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/72_Vi...#ixzz5ojBMpXPM
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVPete View Post
    They get 80 Helen Thomases instead of 72:


    Ha! Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    Actually the 72 virgins is a misquote. It's 72 Virginians...

    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him. "How dare you attack the nation I helped build!" yells Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry approaches and says, "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He strikes Osama on the kneecap with a large spiked hammer. Osama is subjected to a series of similar beatings from John Randolph, John Adams, James Monroe, and a steady procession of other people who have the same love for liberty and the United States. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams in panic, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

    source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/72_Vi...#ixzz5ojBMpXPM

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