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    The problem with many self-made men...

    Is they quit too soon.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    My girlfriend is the square root of -100


    She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary
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    EBay is useless.


    I searched for "lighters" and got 12,544 matches.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Someone said you sounded like an owl.


    Who?
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    I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case there's a salad dressing.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like .....

    so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.


    That’s humerus.
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    I’m helping to design pants for us old fuddies. They combine the comfort of dockers with the protection of depends.


    I call them dry dockers.
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    If you’re paying $3 for a bottle of smart water....


    It ain’t working.
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    If you’re wondering if the glass is half full or half empty, you’re missing the point.


    The glass is refillable.
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