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    Hear about the restaurant called karma?

    There is no menu.

    You get what you deserve.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    I think the clutch in my butt is shot, I can’t seem to get my ass in gear.

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    Whistler’s mother was framed.
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    If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and quitchabitching.
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    No one who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic.
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    A new diner down the road has a sign offering a “bottomless” cup of coffee.


    So how do they keep the coffee in the cup?
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    It must be fall coming on, it’s getting late earlier every day.
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    Credit Shoe, the Birdville columnist.

    He: i need a thinking cap
    She: I’d love to help but I’m out of tinfoil

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    If a politician says something in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still a lie?
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    A toupee is an overhead expense.
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    Do ants worry about their work-life balance?
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