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    Guaranteed pickup lines

    Your name must be Pepsi because you are soda-licious.

    Iím not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Kiss me if Iím wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

    I'm going to give you a kiss. If you don't like it, just return it.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Friend 1: Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

    Friend 2: Really? Because I could really see you working in a glass factory.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.


    Well, theyíre not laughing now.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    I went to an antenna wedding.

    The ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception
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    An invisible man married an invisible woman.


    The kids were nothing to look at either.
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    Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.


    Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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    I was surprised today when my new toupee showed up via FedEx.

    I expected via hair mail.
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    Kid: Iíll call you later.

    Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad.


    Kid: Can you put my shoes on?

    Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit me.


    Kid: Did you get a haircut?

    Dad: No I got them all cut.


    Kid: Make me a sandwich!

    Dad: Poof, Youíre a sandwich!


    Kid: Iím hungry! Dad:

    Hi hungry, Iím Dad.
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    I used to play 78ís.

    Now I am one.
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    I was going to think it over....

    But forgot what it was.
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