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    A couple of years after we lost my mom, dad came to me for approval to get remarried. After I found out more about his new bride I told him....

    He married the first time to settle down.

    He married the second time to settle up.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    I love a good coffee break.


    Too bad I don’t have any good coffee.
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    The procrastinators meeting scheduled for today has been postponed indefinitely.
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    Remember,if you lose a sock in the dryer it reincorporates as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fir anything else you have.
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    I do not snore!


    I just dream I’m a Harley.
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    Bob just realized he may have a conflict between his ideas of trying to push boundaries and to not do anything stupid.
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    Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?


    Student: Big hands!
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    Life is and always will be an hereditary and fatal disease.

    Pass it on.
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    My friend thinks he is smart.

    He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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    A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

    "My father grows beans," said one girl.

    "My mother cooks beans," said a boy.

    A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
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