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    Not in jail.

    Not in a hospital,

    Not in a grave.

    All in all a pretty good day so far.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    When you die, you should have your brain donated to science.


    I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
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    "A man is washing his car with his son when the boy goes, 'Dad, can't we use a sponge?'"
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    The temptation to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is always just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
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    I went along to my weekly kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting last night...



    ...but all the seats were already taken.
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    I walk "5 miles" every day.

    That's my dog's name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Hear about the restaurant called karma?

    There is no menu.

    You get what you deserve.
    Good one!

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    NOT SOCIALISM!!!
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    Time to do the census thing so I told my wife to quit moving from room to room so I could count us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Statistics say 80% of people believe they are above average drivers...

    And they are better looking than their DL photo.
    I must be one of the 80% then.

    'Cuz I definitely think that I look better than the pics they take with *their* crappy cams. ...

    Don't you?

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