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    You remember when rainbows only came in black and white.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    You remember when rainbows only came in black and white.
    Best one I've heard (read) in quite a while!

    Or, as I've heard before, "I resemble that remark"!
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    Your social security number is 1.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedomnut View Post
    Best one I've heard (read) in quite a while!

    Or, as I've heard before, "I resemble that remark"!
    Yeah, me too. If I can find the video I’m going to add a similar jab in the unrestricted song thread later tonight.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    You remember when the Dead Sea was only ill.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Your back goes out more than you do.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    The candles cost more than the cake.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    “Getting lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Even your birthday suit needs ironing.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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