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    Okay, this is inspired by the 40 things a drunk should do before dying thread.

    This is an oldie but goodie.

    NEVER order a frozen drink in a bar that serves pickled pigs feet.

    Also, NEVER hide Peter Lorre.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Okay, this is inspired by the 40 things a drunk should do before dying thread.

    This is an oldie but goodie.

    NEVER order a frozen drink in a bar that serves pickled pigs feet.

    Also, NEVER hide Peter Lorre.
    The eggs - don't eat them. I don't care what that other list says.

    And absolutely don't eat one and do maybe 3 shots and then ride around in a pickup with no real suspension. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    The eggs - don't eat them. I don't care what that other list says.

    And absolutely don't eat one and do maybe 3 shots and then ride around in a pickup with no real suspension. :(

    In the Anderson Independent newspaper (SC) about a year ago, there was a story about an attempted robbery in a very small 'snack shop' type store. No one was hit, but there was a wild blaze of gunfire in both directions (owner/clerk and perpetrator). As I said, no one was hit but 'several' large jars of 'pickled pigs feet' and 'pickled eggs' were hit. The mess, the smell, the sight, and the clean-up had to be spectacular.

    All you folks who don't live in the South just don't know wot you're missing.

    Guns. Violence. Trotters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    In the Anderson Independent newspaper (SC) about a year ago, there was a story about an attempted robbery in a very small 'snack shop' type store. No one was hit, but there was a wild blaze of gunfire in both directions (owner/clerk and perpetrator). As I said, no one was hit but 'several' large jars of 'pickled pigs feet' and 'pickled eggs' were hit. The mess, the smell, the sight, and the clean-up had to be spectacular.

    All you folks who don't live in the South just don't know wot you're missing.

    Guns. Violence. Trotters.

    Haute Damn.
    I went for the egg in the spirit of spontaneous experimentation. I draw the line at pig's feet. Mr. Snaps eats them. I expect that he'll hook up with Philly one day over their mutual admiration for scrapple or as I term it - dog food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I went for the egg in the spirit of spontaneous experimentation. I draw the line at pig's feet. Mr. Snaps eats them. I expect that he'll hook up with Philly one day over their mutual admiration for scrapple or as I term it - dog food.
    I like Spam. Is scrapple the same as head cheese? I don't know what it is.

    So, Philly eats everything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    I like Spam. Is scrapple the same as head cheese? I don't know what it is.

    So, Philly eats everything?
    Yeah, pretty much the same thing. She'll deny it but it's like quibbling over crack versus blow. You haven't lived until you've seen your saintlike grandmother pop the eyeball out of a pig head in the kitchen. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I expect that he'll hook up with Philly one day over their mutual admiration for scrapple or as I term it - dog food.
    I'll be happy to go along on that gastronomic expedition. I'll even bring my own maple syrup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    The eggs - don't eat them. I don't care what that other list says.

    And absolutely don't eat one and do maybe 3 shots and then ride around in a pickup with no real suspension. :(
    Never go into the head after a guy who has been chowing down on pickled pigs feet and hard boiled chillie pepper eggs all night,It could be terminal !!
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    Never play "Stairway to Heaven" on the juke box. Just don't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Never play "Stairway to Heaven" on the juke box. Just don't do it.
    It could work out for a 'Hot date' with a ' Lonesome Polska long haul' trucker but it would be kinda 'stinkey' in that closed truck cab!
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