Things you should NEVER do in a bar.

[linda22003]

I expect that he'll hook up with Philly one day over their mutual admiration for scrapple or as I term it - dog food.

I'll be happy to go along on that gastronomic expedition. I'll even bring my own maple syrup.

[linda22003]

Never drink a white russian after drinking copious amounts of Jack Daniel. You will blow your lunch through your nose.

You could have stopped after the fifth word of that first sentence, and you still would have been absolutely correct.

[Bubba Dawg]

If you build a thousand bridges, you are a bridge builder.

If you build a thousand bridges, and drink one girlie drink, you are a girlie drink drinker.