Never drink the actual limit when some fool is buying like the White Throne Judgment is going to happen tomorrow.
My sainted MIL once dated a guy who really, really liked bars. He'd get everybody rounded up and throw a couple hundred at the bartender with orders to just keep it coming. :eek:
One time, my BIL and I had about 12 beers in front of us and on the floor. Those nights were the stuff of legend for the few who could remember the evening.
Also, never throw up in a sleeping bag. Slightly off-topic but great advice anyway. (No, it wasn't me although I had a hearty laugh over it.)
Never play "Stairway to Heaven" on the juke box. Just don't do it.
Never receive a drink from Johnny Vegas? Cold Warrior?
Never drink a white russian after drinking copious amounts of Jack Daniel. You will blow your lunch through your nose.
Never try to drink up the bar's supply of Black Jack in one sitting. I tried to do that when the drinks were on the house; a lawyer won a multi-million dollar lawsuit and set the bar up for the whole night.
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