No it's not a joke - and I'm gonna order one!

Weenie One, Standing By!

What better way to bring together three of the great loves of geek men: meat, fire, and...Star Wars? No, really. I mean, how many times have you stood in the summer breeze grilling a few tubesteaks and thought "Golly, if I could just find a way to bring the Skywalker siblings to this meal, my day would be complete!"

Well worry no more, Star Wars/meat fans. The only-slightly-suggestively named Roast My Weenie has you covered with the Weenie Wing Commander (insert your own obligatory hot dog joke here). Not only will the stainless-steel starfighter protect your weenie from needless carbon scoring, it'll let you double-up, roasting a brace of space sausages at once.