June 27 debate lineup

Joe Biden

Michael Bennet

Pete Buttigieg

Kirsten Gillibrand

Kamala Harris

John Hickenlooper

Bernie Sanders

Eric Swalwell

Marianne Williamson

Andrew Yang

This one boils down to Sleepy Joe and Crazy Uncle Bernie arguing like old men ordering a sandwich at a deli. Meanwhile a bunch of also-rans throw their Hail Marys to stay relevant.

I'm rooting for chaos again. Andrew Yang might be the most interesting, since he seems to be the least crazy one.