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  1. #1 Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women 
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    A Florida burglary suspect told police that he’s stolen a number of inflatable pool toys so he could have sex with them instead of raping women, a report said.

    The suspect, 35-year-old Christopher William Monnin, allegedly broke into a number of homes in the city of Palm Bay in Brevard County that have private pools and stole the inflatables, the Miami Herald reported, citing a police report from the sheriff’s office.

    The “defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats instead of raping women,” an arrest report for Monnin read, according to the Herald
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    Well it's Floriduh, so...

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    Looks like the green's keeper from Caddy Shack
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    He's really scary looking!
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    Well, he didn't rape any women. I'm sure the inflatable duck-headed inner tube was asking for it.

    I pity those who have to supervise him in jail and prison.
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