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  1. #1 Police Find Felony Suspect After Fart Gives Away His Location 
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    Police in Missouri were able to find a felony suspect after he farted so loud it gave away his location.

    Moe>https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...-his-location/
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    He needs to learn some control.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    He needs to learn some control.
    I don’t know... I had some Popeye’s fried chicken last week with the spicy batter and it was brutal. I don’t think I’m going there again.

    The paint may have peeled off the walls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecate View Post
    I don’t know... I had some Popeye’s fried chicken last week with the spicy batter and it was brutal. I don’t think I’m going there again.

    The paint may have peeled off the walls.
    There are circumstances but if you’re going to hide out you need to avoid beans, ya know?

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    Hey rock, about those black diamonds? See the lounge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecate View Post
    I don’t know... I had some Popeye’s fried chicken last week with the spicy batter and it was brutal. I don’t think I’m going there again.

    The paint may have peeled off the walls.
    You probably should also avoid Chipotle in the future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    You probably should also avoid Chipotle in the future.
    How that place has survived, is just beyond me. I’ve eaten there one time ever. Tons of very bad press in recent years of patrons getting sick.
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