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    Quote Originally Posted by AHeneen View Post
    I misread the title and thought the woman was charged with murder for touching her hsband's genitals. :eek:
    The flames were probably due to the friction ,Your honor!
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    You women best be carefull............

    Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray

    Wednesday, January 7, 2009
    It's a medical mystery that surgeons never got to the bottom of in a hospital casualty room - how a woman patient ended up with a can of hairspray up her backside.

    Mirela Gradinaru, 37, turned up at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony begging doctors to help her.

    But she refused to say just how the can came to be there even after a successful, delicate operation to remove the aerosol.
    The 21st century. The age of Smart phones and Stupid people.

    It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post

    Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a "jealous wife" but she hadn't meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man's genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."
    That is just sooooooooooooooooooooo wrong...poor guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus View Post
    You women best be carefull............

    Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray

    Wednesday, January 7, 2009
    It's a medical mystery that surgeons never got to the bottom of in a hospital casualty room - how a woman patient ended up with a can of hairspray up her backside.

    Mirela Gradinaru, 37, turned up at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony begging doctors to help her.

    But she refused to say just how the can came to be there even after a successful, delicate operation to remove the aerosol.
    that reminds me - have you ever heard the story of Kiki?
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    Copied from my email archives -

    Actual article from the LA Times
    >
    > "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I
    > was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told
    > bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City
    > Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew
    > "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment
    > after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
    >
    > "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped
    > Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted
    > out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to
    > retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered
    > into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might
    > attract him."
    >
    > At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described
    > what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal
    > gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's
    > hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's
    > fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas
    > further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannon
    > ball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken
    > nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first
    > and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
    >
    > TOP TEN SCARIEST THINGS ABOUT THIS STORY
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    > 10) "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..."
    >
    > 9) "So I peered into the tube..." (I'm sorry, but that's like
    > looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to
    > stare at the sun.)
    >
    > 8) That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self-esteem)
    > being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel
    > on Rocky & Bullwinkle.
    >
    > 7) Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of
    > someone's anus. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt the
    > said gerbil was springtime fresh after his little journey into
    > Kiki's "tunnel of love."
    >
    > 6) People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in
    > their rectums.
    >
    > 5) People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were
    > doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I
    > would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal
    > sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal
    > lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned,
    > but I just can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well Doc.,
    > it's
    > like this. You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this
    > cardboard tube..."
    >
    > 4) "First and second degree burns to the anus." Wouldn't this make
    > the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief.
    > How does one ever take a healthy poop after something like
    > this? And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most
    > horrible scents on the face of God's green earth.
    >
    > 3) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for:
    > "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts."
    >
    > 2) What kind of a hospital would hold a press conference on this?
    >
    > 1) This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those
    > Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.
    >
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    Charged with murder....

    Clearly, she should be immediately acquitted! :eek:
    I mean, it was not HER fault that he jumped up and knocked the alcohol onto himself!
    He should have just lay there and let her give him a new definition of "hunka hunka burnin' love!"

    Seriously, though, she needs help! This would be a horrible way to die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
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    I'm surprised that the word 'felch' made it into a newspaper article. Are you sure that's legit?
    Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    I'm surprised that the word 'felch' made it into a newspaper article. Are you sure that's legit?
    it's not

    But funny. :D
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