Thread: Liberals, Liars, and Cheats
#1 Liberals, Liars, and Cheats01-07-2009, 01:32 PM
Burt Prelutsky, amusing as usual!
Liberals, liars and cheats, Oh MY!
In high school, pretty girls and even those who are only so-so in the looks department will sometimes surround themselves with unattractive acolytes because they wind up looking so much better by comparison.
Such things donít always occur by choice, but through circumstances. For instance, consider Laurel and Hardy who were teamed up by the legendary Hal Roach. Because Oliver Hardy was so heavy, he was called the Fat one, and Stan Laurel, who wasnít all that thin, was therefore referred to as the Skinny One.
The reason that relativity is on my mind is because in the past few years, we have seen any number of rather obnoxious individuals called to our nationís capitol so that members of the House and Senate could grill them in front of the TV cameras. And while I would normally enjoy watching tobacco, oil and car company CEOs, along with steroid-using baseball cheats, publicly embarrassed, thatís not how itís worked out. Instead, because the politicians are so disgustingly arrogant and self-righteous, itís hard not to view their victims in a sympathetic light. All I know is if I were ever guilty or even suspected of a crime, I would certainly want to be attacked by the likes of Christopher Dodd, Charles Schumer and Barney Frank.
Recently, the Los Angeles Board of Education was so eager to fire School Superintendent David Brewer that they bought out the last year-and-a-half of his four-year contract. Because Mr. Brewer is a black man, certain parties are suggesting that the Boardís decision was racially motivated. One canít help wondering how itís possible to accuse the same people who hired the incompetent to a $300,000-a-year job can now be accused of being racists for dumping him, even though they wrote him a check for about half a million dollars. They can certainly be regarded as nincompoops for hiring him in the first place, but thatís a whole different can of worms.
Yet, we find the same pattern repeated each and every time a black baseball manager, football coach or corporate executive, loses his job. Are different rules supposed to apply for blacks and whites in the work place? Are they both supposed to compete equally for the job, but only one of them can never be fired if he gets the job and then fails to measure up? It seems to me that if Iím going to be labeled a racist if I ever have to cut a black employee loose, Iíd be a darn fool to hire him in the first place.
Martin Luther King spoke about the day when people would be judged by their character, not their color. Well, we also need to be free to judge people on their competence and on results, and itís high time that Americaís blacks started saying this out loud, instead of providing a braying chorus for the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
Speaking of people who have made a career out of spouting nonsense, if Chris Matthews carries out his threat to run for the U.S. Senate from Pennsylvania, in 2010, will Barack Obama feel obligated to announce with a straight face that the mere thought of Matthews becoming a senator sends a thrill up his leg?
Finally, according to a recent poll, 30% of Americaís youth admit theyíve stolen from stores and 64% confess theyíve cheated on tests. Frankly, Iím neither shocked nor surprised. After all, as borne out by the recent presidential election, young people tend to be liberals. The unsettling thing is that they hold themselves in such high esteem, giving themselves top marks when it comes to ethics and honesty. But, I suppose thatís what comes of grading on the curve.
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